I Believe in You!

Show Us Your Mini!

This is a picture of my beloved car. It's ever so small.

Dead Man's Corn

What is the deal with that creepy new Orville Redenbacher commercial? Am I the only person left who remembers that he's dead? DEAD! As in, not alive! Who approved this creepy CGI version of a dead man who must now be spinning in his grave? Did his family have to sign something to permit this? Shame on all of them! What a disgrace. This poor bastard is now digitally enjoying an mp3 player. He died twelve years ago! He had no idea what an mp3 was in 1995.

I can't decide if this is worse that the animated Colonel Sanders used in KFC ads a few years ago. He was rapping and playing basketball like an old pro. What the...? Whenever I see an old dead celebrity moving around and shilling merchandise I add that item to the list of products I will never F#$%ing buy again!! CREEPY!