I Believe in You!

Show Us Your Mini!

This is a picture of my beloved car. It's ever so small.

Dead Man's Corn

What is the deal with that creepy new Orville Redenbacher commercial? Am I the only person left who remembers that he's dead? DEAD! As in, not alive! Who approved this creepy CGI version of a dead man who must now be spinning in his grave? Did his family have to sign something to permit this? Shame on all of them! What a disgrace. This poor bastard is now digitally enjoying an mp3 player. He died twelve years ago! He had no idea what an mp3 was in 1995.

I can't decide if this is worse that the animated Colonel Sanders used in KFC ads a few years ago. He was rapping and playing basketball like an old pro. What the...? Whenever I see an old dead celebrity moving around and shilling merchandise I add that item to the list of products I will never F#$%ing buy again!! CREEPY!

What's Wrong With Rachel Ray?

How did this woman get a TV show? Actually, SEVERAL TV shows. Every time I turn on my beloved Food Network, Rachel Ray is on, cheesing up the entire network. I used to like her until I was forced to look at her every time I turn on the television. I mean, honestly, have you looked at her face? She is soo over the top with her excitement about "sammies" and EVOO. If you don't know what that means, turn on the Food Network and she'll be there. Either her, or that other big-headed bi*%#.